Women wants Men to read thier mind

And we go on again about the women-men debate. Notice its Women first before Men, and they scream about equality. *mumbles*

What women want is pretty simple. Her wants changes accordingly to her moods, age and location. When she is down, she wants a man with a strong shoulder. When she is happy, she wants someone to share her joy with, when she is angry, she wants a man to rant at, she wants to be pampered, but not all the time, because it gets boring, she wants a man who will behave like a man at the right time. She wants her man to be spontaneous yet submissive yet a little chauvinistic, add humour, a pinch of romance, a drop of sentimental emotions, a tinge of humility and know when to shed a tear during a soppy show.

Don't you guys find it simple?

That perfect man does not exist. Neither does the perfect women.

Men just wants his wife to shut up, kneel down and give him a blow job. Cook up a feast fit for a king, kneel down and give him a blow job. Clean up the house, kneel down and give him a blow job etc.

So no, the perfect woman don't exist.

They don't exist because they can't read minds. I can't read minds. What men and women really need through the ages is a strong dose of communication. Then again, most men can't communicate besides asking for a blow job....

Tomorrow I'll stand on the guys side.