Virgin Feeding

(Jacob wondering who the hairy monster is)

Yup we broke Paul's (Prempal to you, Jacob) virginity on feeding a baby and we nearly made him change the diapers on Jacob. The brat was surprisingly still and willing to let his Godfather feed him, but staring at him all the time wondering who the dork is. 

(Who's the geezer feeding me?)

As usual Paul went onto the "do u like prono mate?", "How about a bollywood actress as a wife", "what you prefer a Jap babe?" and all other pornographic statements not meant for print. Jacob was pretty bemused at the geezer but nodded in approval when Paul said Jap Babe. Sigh just like another Sillyporean male I guess. 

(Paul just like the missus looking lovingly at the brat, not knowing he's a brat yet)

Ok well Paul didn't hit it off great, he lifted the bottle too high thus causing Jacob to spill most of his milk, and Paul's hands were stiff like wood, had to remind him again and again to be more gentle and flexible. I think the icing was when Paul tried to burp the baby. It was hilarious, all hands, legs, head and body were used to hold a less than 4kg baby upright. I was laughing so hard I forgot to snap a photo of it. 

(Paul talking to Jacob about sex and how old he should be before trying)

Its Jacob's 1st month celebration tomorrow and then a major move to a new house on Sunday, So I hope to remember to snap a few shots for you guys on Monday.