The Rantings: Getting away with it

Nope, there's no way to get away with it. The plan was simple, feed it every 3 hours, during 10pm - 12am feed it as much as it can eat, the objective being that it will sleep through the night.

Not only it made the Missus really tired, the little bugger woke up once at 4am and another at 7am. DARN!!!!

I've noticed how he'll drink a bit, take a shit, look stoned for a while and start looking for the nipple. If no nipple is found within 5 seconds, all hell breaks loose. Well, he's hell is still quite tame compared to others. Nonetheless, its hell. He'll suckle and suck the nipple with all his might for exactly 1 minute and then fall into a doze, each time we pretend to remove the nipple, he'll wake up and give it another 3-5 sucks and then fall asleep. This will continue for 15mins and then I'll have to burp him. After the burp, he'll be wide awake, staring into the distance, moving his eyeballs and then.... fart. Not once but a few good wet farts.

This continues for 3 hours. Until Missus got pissed and decides to bring the bottle upon him, which by then he'll be sound asleep. And there is absolutely nothing you can do about it except throw the milk away.

Here are the photos of Jacob tormenting his folks.