ho ho ho joyous readers its that time of the year where money isn't ever enough. Be forewarned this is a massive long wordy blog. Coz I haven't been ranting for days...
Why do people ever buy thier gift early? There's never a sale going on and you'll never know if that friend will soon turn into a foe! Well the only reason will be to beat the queue at the cash register 'Ka Ching!' Still the only time you can feel the festive mood is during the rush of sales.
Congratulations again to Dear Missus Tan for finally getting her Blue I/C. What an ever hassle there was. The never ending forms and the never ending queues plus over zealous officers finding every reason to reject your application. But no longer, because Sillypore wants a population of 7million. That's right, only in Sillypore do they count Permanent Residents as a part of citizens. I'm sure they are still cracking thier heads on WHY these people never applies for citizenship! What a laugh!
Lay people like us queue and do it by the system (takes about 3 months), but if you are rich and buy over some million dollar building, your process takes 2 days and an officer delivers the blue i/c to you with 2 hands and a bow. And our poor school children talks about upholding meritocracy etc etc brained washed by our dear civil servants. Money rules, democractic or not. Look at Kim Jong watever of the North Korean Republic, asshole drinks wine, nice dinner, stays in a palace, while the poor population bows and prays to him like some kind of God. If you guys watched discovery channel you'd have laugh your head off when one of the poor korean peasant said, Because our General is So great, America with thier nuclear bombs are afraid of us. Such logic. If only someone would have just told him, USA don't give a damn about you because you have NO OIL. And anyway a Merry X'mas to you, you poor demented peasant of the PRK. Santa should and must deliver some happy gifts to you. We should all bless the poor souls in PRK. But hold your donations till that pot bellied ass of the General dies.
Which brings me to my dear jolly friends and loved ones. Yes, you too my dear colleagues (Stop asking for an increment) Jolly tidings and merry xmas to all of you, yes you the one in Canada, where its forever 1C degree, whats wrong with Yahoo weather? Its always 1c in the place she's at. My dearest friends please take some time in this festive season to think of the poor souls. I know that we ourselves need some good tidings ourselves, but seriously there are people in this earth who have more severe problems than us. When you slice into the hot juicy turkey, chewing that honey baked ham, spare a thought for those who are more unfortunate than us. And if possible, please do offer a prayer. I don't care what religion you are in, just offer a prayer to your God or Gods (for some) for the unfortunates.
I wish all of you readers a merry and joyous Christmas. I wish that all of you are always in a state of love. In love or being loved. Because I always love you guys. Yes, you the one in London too. None of you are forgotten in my prayers in this jolly festive season.. (yes, you too, you stupid timeshare/insurance/finance/ sales/tele marketeer person)
Lets rant about them the next time.
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